Maybe I'm a genius or maybe i just think a lot.

The great salvia experience

I was getting the train from Barrow back down to London and I had a gram of 20x Salvia extract and an hours wait at Lancaster so I decided to go exploring. I found myself sat on a wooden pallet in the middle of a group of trees with litter surrounding the pallet. I got my pipe out and filled the bowl full of this wonderful substance and prepared myself for what I knew was going to be a great experience. Not the best trip I have ever had from salvia but the one that sticks in my mind the most. I held the flame to the bowl and inhaled deeply for about 10 seconds and held the smoke in for 20-30 seconds and exhaled this big plume of this almost orange tinted smoke. I could feel the effects immediately and as my world began to shut down before my very eyes I quickly finished off the remaining smoldering embers left in my pipe and sat in the meditating position

I could hear voices calling in the distance and it felt like they were beckoning me into staying on this pallet for the rest of my human life and becoming one with the litter. the trees were swaying in a way that made me contemplate if they were also asking me to stay with them. I felt the presence of something great lurking over me guiding my thoughts and feelings. Like it was fate that had led me to this secluded spot in an attempt to make me stay there. Everything was swaying diagonally and I could feel myself being sucked into they swaying motion. I became aware that I was talking to myself but only one side of the conversation. The other side of the conversation appeared to be coming from the tree who had become my spirit guide. I recall asking the tree what it is that I do now and getting the response “you go” at that point I slowly came out of the world and stopped hearing the advice of my guide and began realizing that I was sat on some wood in a forest and that it was not feasible for me to stay here. I gathered my things and stood up, still feeling the effects I started wandering back towards the glow of the streetlights and into the real world that I was doomed to live in. I noticed a great euphoric feeling for the rest of the night and it felt as if all my worries and problems had burnt away at the same time as the salvia. It truly is a herb to be respected and I can’t wait to get more of it.